leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

theanti90smovement:

i dont have street cred i have blog cred. ya f*ck with me on the Web and see what happens b*tch

adamflayman:

no sir, you cant get married to rage comics. the bible said adam and eve not adam and meme.

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation

dr-mccoy:

i vote that in the next star trek film instead of having another female strip down to her panties and bra, jim kirk should strip down to his panties and bra.

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide

hokeyfright:

espn doesn’t have enough altador cup coverage 

hokeyfright:

http://1000000000000000000000.tumblr.com/

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7