June 2013
“where the fuck did i put my ds stylus???” the musical
I don’t get how black 2 is still 30 bucks when BRAND NEW 3DS GAMES are 35 that’s some bigbiggity bullshit okay
would someone please sell me their black 2 for around 20 dollars including shipping
u kno those friends you jokingly insult all the time to the point where u dont even know how to be nice to each other anymore and you’re basically enemies
I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen
(500) days of staying in front of the computer.
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
Four score and seven years ago I fucked yo bitch
you gotta show your ass at every event
pros to being a jellyfish
- ur cute n beautiful
- you never have to go to college
- people dont judge u
- u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
i’m in my element
